Naughty Naughty Jokes
Wednesday 31 July 2013
NATURAL PLACES IN THE WORLD
Our world is so full of wonders that new
and amazing places are discovered every day, be that by professional
photographers or amateurs. Different geographical locations, climatic
conditions and even seasons offer the widest variety of natural wonders:
pink lakes, stunning lavender or tulip fields, breath-taking canyons
and mountains, and other places you can hardly believe actually exist!
Some of the pictures in this collection
will be of all natural sights you can find while traveling around the
world, while the others have experienced human interference – but even
in these cases, the result of such collaboration is spectacular. The
Japanese learned how to tame thousands of orchids and form a romantic
tunnel out of them; another one was formed all the way in Ukraine by a
passing train; and what eventually ends up as hot tea in our mugs, first
grows in stunning tree fields in Asia.
Feel free to add more places in the comments under the article.
Tunnel of Love, Ukraine
Mendenhall Ice Caves, Juneau, Alaska |
Tulip Fields in Netherlands |
Bamboo Forest, Japan |
Street in Bonn, Germany |
Wisteria Flower Tunnel in Japan |
Black Forest, Germany |
Lavender Fields, UK and France |
Fields of Tea, China |
Tianzi Mountains, China |
Lake Hillier, Australia |
Mount Roraima, South America |
Hitachi Seaside Park, Japan |
Red Beach, Panjin, China |
Shibazakura Flowers, Takinoue Park, Japan |
Zhangye Danxia Landform, China |
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Tuesday 30 July 2013
LOVE IS LIFE
I remembered seeing rain
Rain poured all over me like a blanket
I was on the concrete ground
I was getting very sleepy
I remembered closing my eyes
Then I woke up in a green field
There was the smell of flowers and life in the air
The sun was shining and the birds were chirping
Butterflies soar over me
Like paper breezing in the wind
The smell of fresh green and flowers is soothing
I feel comfortbale sleeping in the grass
But then I could hear someone breathing next to me
I got up and then I saw you
You were looking as lovely as a angel from Heaven
Wearing a white dress on a bright sunny day
We both greeted each other with smiles
Just looking into each others' eyes
I layed next to you on my stomach
You were on your back
We just stared at each other
The gentle breeze waved at us both
Then we decided to spend the day in this field
Chasing after each other in the field
We were laughing and giggling
I never had this much fun in a long time
Finally when we got tired we rested
Sillhouetting into the shape of a heart
Suddenly as we sillhouetted our heads togehter
We began to develope an idea together
We told each other from just looking at each other
Our hearts finally combinded as one
We slowly drove our lips into each others
Just take it slow and easy
Our lips touched as I held you from the side
Feeling your soft arms and your soft white dress
I was on the concrete ground
I was getting very sleepy
I remembered closing my eyes
Then I woke up in a green field
There was the smell of flowers and life in the air
The sun was shining and the birds were chirping
Butterflies soar over me
Like paper breezing in the wind
The smell of fresh green and flowers is soothing
I feel comfortbale sleeping in the grass
But then I could hear someone breathing next to me
I got up and then I saw you
You were looking as lovely as a angel from Heaven
Wearing a white dress on a bright sunny day
We both greeted each other with smiles
Just looking into each others' eyes
I layed next to you on my stomach
You were on your back
We just stared at each other
The gentle breeze waved at us both
Then we decided to spend the day in this field
Chasing after each other in the field
We were laughing and giggling
I never had this much fun in a long time
Finally when we got tired we rested
Sillhouetting into the shape of a heart
Suddenly as we sillhouetted our heads togehter
We began to develope an idea together
We told each other from just looking at each other
Our hearts finally combinded as one
We slowly drove our lips into each others
Just take it slow and easy
Our lips touched as I held you from the side
Feeling your soft arms and your soft white dress
Just kissing each other is all we did
The best moments of my life I thought to myself
We laid our heads together and then dreamed
I woke up from the dream though
The best moments of my life I thought to myself
We laid our heads together and then dreamed
I woke up from the dream though
Then I woke up from that dream
I'm back to me in my bed
I woke up at five in the morning like I always did
But I felt my lips like there was a real kiss there
The whole time I was at school today
As I went through all of the chaos in the halls as usual
I started seeing you in your white dress
I really wanted to go to you
But I remembered that it's all just in my head
I'll hope to dream about it again
Seeing you in a lovely white dress is the closet thing to true beauty
Enough for me to believe in hope again.
Friday 31 August 2012
Oriya joke
Aakhi palak re tu
Suapna jhalak re tu.
Mana r kaantha re
Aaina kaacha re tate neeti dekhu thai mu.
Kichi v to bina bhala lagena
tate jhuri maru thai mu
He pruthibee..
to ahkira chandrama ru
chiruda.a udhara dele
taku mo antara ra bhasa
kahidianti
o
abasosha ra kalima
menti janta
Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.
Suapna jhalak re tu.
Mana r kaantha re
Aaina kaacha re tate neeti dekhu thai mu.
Kichi v to bina bhala lagena
tate jhuri maru thai mu
He pruthibee..
to ahkira chandrama ru
chiruda.a udhara dele
taku mo antara ra bhasa
kahidianti
o
abasosha ra kalima
menti janta
Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.
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